This type of traveling is addicting. The route is not known, the means are unsure, and a miscalculation can be everything from mildly inconvenient to severely dangerous. Walking out of Uyuni and into the desert late that evening was exciting. There is always a little bit of apprehension that follows, but I can easily push this feeling to the back of my mind. The circumstances that we were in were a bit more tricky than I had previously alluded. Mike and I were in the country illegally. It is a $135 fee for the Bolivian visa and Mike and I were supposed to pay in Uyuni. We were now leaving Uyuni with no intention of going back to pay the fee. I was against paying on principal. I would only be in this country for 4 days, and I knew not when I would return. I was also against paying based on my financial situation. Obviously we would have to address this situation at the border but we also needed to be careful while in the country. A run in with authorities would quickly become messy.
Culpina K was a small town in the middle of the desert that we stayed in during our 4x4 tour. Now it was the last mark of civilization on the way back. Mike and I found a ride there early in the morning and then sat by the road for the next 4 hours as no traffic passed. Sure, there was the occasional mine truck and tour vehicle, but they were not going to pick us up. We looked at some maps of the area and saw that there was a road to the North which went through several towns and was significantly closer to the border. Unfortunately we had ridden almost 100km out of the way but we cut our losses and set off on our new route. The rides were fairly plentiful and we made up the 100km quickly. It was still early in the day and our final ride was a red pickup. There were 3 people in a single cab and the back was full with barrels and gas cans. Mike and I piled in and rode the next 50km to Rio Grande. When we arrived, we asked the driver which way to the next city and the border. He furrowed his brow and said very confidently that the way to the border is down South, where we had just been. We told him no and showed him the map with the road. The next city was Julaca and they pointed us in the direction of the city which we estimated to be about 30km away. Mike and I walked down the road in disbelief that people didn't even know where the borders were.
Not even 5 minutes later the same red truck pulled up behind us. They said they were headed to Julaca and offered to give us another ride. As they got out the moved around some things in the back of the truck they said "you guys went the wrong way". Mike and I thought nothing of it and happily hopped in. Soon we were driving off into the middle of nowhere. It was not until the road started leaving the power lines that something felt wrong. I started thinking about why these guys had suddenly decided to drive to Julaca. "Are you worried at all?" I asked Mike. He looked at me confused for a second, blinked, and replied: "yeah". I looked around, trying to find some sign of civilization, some sign of help. There was none. I started looking around for anything that could be used as a weapon, and I chastised myself for jumping in the truck so quickly with out asking questions. Mike shifted uncomfortably, trying to see into the cabin of the truck for signs of a weapon. We had rounded a corner and started to slow down when I saw one of the men shift inside. "Mike, they have a gun." "Shit, shit." Mike's eyes darted around wildly. He was sitting on the passenger side, the same side as the man with the gun. They were obviously trying to keep everything hidden and we didn't want to react too soon. I made my backpack available to Mike and we each grabbed a hold of one of my trekking poles. Right now they were collapsed into the storage configuration and they were a fairly heavy, 2 foot length of metal. My other hand went to the knife at my side.
The truck started rolling to a stop in the middle of the road with cliffs to the left and salt flats to the right. There was no one else around. I looked a Mike with an intense expression. "We have to be quick," I said. There were three of them, but in true South American fashion, none were taller that 5'5". The truck came to a stop in a cloud of dust and I took a deep breath. Both doors opened at the same time. Mike was faster than I thought. The trekking pole made a sharp crack as it struck the gunman across the eye socket. One hand went to his eye and the other swung a small revolver into sight. Mike dropped the trekking pole and brought his full weight down on top of the man, bringing him to the ground and seizing the revolver, which was still in the Chilean's grasp. At the same I had brought my pole down on the drivers head with full force, causing him to stagger back into the open door. He had a knife in his hand and the next blow was directed there, connecting across his knuckles. The man screamed, dropped his knife and held his hand to his chest, clearly shocked at the brutal attack. On the other side of the truck I heard Mike shout some curses in Spanish and tell the man to get back. Mike had the revolver pointed at his head and was clearly shaken. The third man in the middle of the vehicle also had a knife but had been so shocked that he had not moved. Now all three looked at each other uncertainly. I had the trekking pole raised over my head and my pocket knife deployed in my left hand.
Alright, relax. None of that happened. Well the red truck did pick us up, and the man did say "you guys went the wrong way", and I did ask Mike if he was worried, and the truck did stop in the middle of no where. Mike and I were ready to pounce in the event of a weapon but there was none and the men were just driving further off road into the salt flats and were merely just dropping us off. Later we realized we should have been more careful but we walked the rest of the 10km to Julaca before sun down.
Yes Nick, I read this. It was not right, but it was good.
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